aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately
White guys will pull shit like this (“I’m gonna publicly harass everyone who wears X band shirt without knowing about X band!!! Posers!!”) and then laugh about cultural appropriation (“I shouldn’t wear a war bonnet if I’m not from these certain Native American cultures? Racism!!”)…
Why is he so small
to match his charisma.
TO MATCH HIS CHARISMA
It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.
its fucking face omg
Winter is coming.
JuST TAKE WHAT YOU WANT AND LEAVE
I thought watermelon just had too much rind and that was wrong until I saw the next gif
I didn’t know that people are mangoes and kiwis any other way. Why the fuck would you do that?
Saw this on facebook the other day and seriously fell in love. This is so freaking awesome and helps eliminate waste. Definitely trying these ways from now on.
people always comment on my weight and what not and it never really been a problem, like i don’t really care and it never really gets to me but its getting to the point where every time i walk through the rest of the house i pray my mom isnt there because without fail she will nag at me about it until i return to my room. like ffs i get im skinny please tell me more new things i wasn’t aware of. im healthy. not dying what more do you want.